Yay! My cholesterol level was acceptable!
My "liver enzymes are elevated". Jeanie (the nurse) quickly explained that Dr. Benjamin believes that it may be my gall bladder giving me problems. This explains both high liver enzymes and chest pain!
One fatal flaw to that diagnosis is that I haven't had a gall bladder for more than 3 years.
So Jeanie and Dr. Benjamin are back to the drawing board to decide just what the next course of action should be.